What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 19:38

A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
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From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.